February, 2003
- Amphibian Man Declares War
- Ads before movies prompt lawsuit
- Trial Set in Southwest Racist Rhyme Suit
- Man Complains Bad Rope Spoiled His Suicide
- Woman chased by fake alien sues TV show
- Catholics Flock to Fence-Post Virgin Mary
- Need a Conference Venue? Rent Liechtenstein
- Penguins Destroy Antarctic Hut with Their Poo
- Infertile Lioness Makes Ill-Fated Antelope Adoption
- Istanbul Launches 'Escaped Bull' Hotline
- Hungry 'Hitchcock' Ravens Kill 19 Sheep
- Humans Taste Good to All Lions, Not Just the Sick
- World’s Fattest Cat Lives in Russia
- Naked Kidnap Fantasy Has Police Scrambling
- Trapeze Artist Attacks Rival with Castration Tongs
- Police baffled as thieves steal hair from horses' tails, manes
- Fast barstool in hot water
- End of the World Is Nigh, Says Long-Dead Scientist
March, 2003
- English Harry Potter Vs. Russian Tanya Grotter
- Seven riddles suggest a secret city beneath Tokyo
- Worst U.S. Industrial Tragedy All but Forgotten
- How to 'beat the small men' in Hong Kong
- Brothel for Sex-Starved Dogs
- Police Nab Boy Torching Goldfish with Flame-thrower
- Boy Sparks Inferno with Paper Airplane
- Baked Bean Foot Prankster Dupes Shopkeeper
- 'N Sync Defense Gets Murder Acquittal
- Three Die Retrieving Phone from Latrine
- Two-headed Calf Born in Russia’s Vologda Region
- Sex Museum Seeks to Break Taboos
- Drug Dealers Go on Strike
- Korea's 'lucky' triplets seized
- Tony's incredible rubber ball falls flat