The Vineyard (James Hong and Bill Rice, USA 1989) [2] -
INGREDIENTS:
- 1 mysteriously youthful wine-grower
- One handful bimbos with names like Celeste and Jezebel
- One handful bozos with equally stupid names
- Plenty of cheesy dialogue ("Mysterious on-goings"???)
- Plot (optional)
- A light sprinkling of nudity
- Some mild violence, including a decapitation (bloodless).
METHOD: Mix together well and flush down toilet. A bad film. Not
trashy, just bad. Something to do with an elixir of youth, that the
bimbos are part of the ingredients for, Rent at your own risk, I
can't see THIS one ever getting a a cinema release!
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