Trash City Xmas Xuote Xuiz

  1. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
  2. My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are...
  3. Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
  4. Kill him! A lot!
  5. Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
  6. Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
  7. Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.
  8. Nuns. No sense of humour.
  9. Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and..., particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on...
  10. Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
  11. I'm too old for this shit!
  12. How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?
  13. Never take your eyes off your opponent -- even when you bow.
  14. Come quietly or there will be... trouble.

    And finally, half a dozen imaginative uses of a certain word...

  15. "Foul-mouthed"? Fuck you!
  16. In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "Fuck you!"?
  17. Fuck like minks, raise rugrats, live happily ever after.
  18. Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
  19. To know death, Otto, you must first fuck life in the gall bladder!
  20. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?
The answers...

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